The familiarity of the home page can be convenient, comforting even. However, not knowing where we are means we're on our way. Not worrying about when means we've already arrived.

Find yourself lost as you wander across the vomscape. The climate's arid, but you might spot an oasis or two. We left some beach chairs strewn around the palm trees. We're far from the beach, but close to becoming acquainted. Pray, rest your tired buttocks. You deserve some time off your haunches. Let's see how far we go without moving at all.